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23 DEEP ASS questions.

  • 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

  • 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

  • 3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

  • 4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?

  • 5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.

  • 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

  • 7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

  • 8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

  • 9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

  • 10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

  • 11. Does love = sex?

  • 12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

  • 13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?

  • 14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite/same sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?

  • 15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

  • 16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?

  • 17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?

  • 18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

  • 19.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?

  • 20. Are you old fashioned?

  • 21. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

  • 22.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

  • 23.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me:

    Hello?

  • Telemarketer:

    Hello, is your mother home?

  • Me:

    I have no mother.

  • Her:

    Well can I speak to your father?

  • Me:

    Yeah, which one?

  • Her:

    Which one is home?

  • Me:

    Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.

  • Her:

    Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?

  • Me:

    No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.

  • Her:

    So who's Antonio?

  • Me:

    I just told you, Carlos's ex.

  • Her:

    So Carlos was cheating?

  • Me:

    Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

  • Her:

    So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

  • Me:

    No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

  • Her:

    So Mark wasn't cheating?

  • Me:

    I never said that.

  • Her:

    Yes, yes you did!

  • Me:

    No I didn't.

  • Her:

    Y-yes! You did!

  • Me:

    Did what?

  • Her:

    Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

  • letmeloveyoufive-ever put this in my Inbox and I really need to share this.

  • 1. We would miss you.

  • 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you.

  • 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow.

  • 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing.

  • 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there.

  • 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself.

  • 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise.

  • 8. You are amazing.

  • 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better.

  • 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead.

  • 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive.

  • 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die.

  • 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about.

  • 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me.

  • 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born.

  • 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died?

  • 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect.

  • 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again…

  • 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day

  • 20. Listening to incredibly loud music

  • 21. Being alive is just really good.

  • 22. Not being alive is really bad.

  • 23. Finding your soulmate.

  • 24. Red pandas

  • 25. Going to diners at three in the morning.

  • 26. Really soft pillows.

  • 27. Eating pizza in New York City.

  • 28. Proving people wrong with your success.

  • 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life.

  • 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can.

  • 31. Being able to help other people.

  • 32. Bonfires.

  • 33. Sitting on rooftops.

  • 34. Seeing every single country in the world.

  • 35. Going on roadtrips.

  • 36. You might win the lottery someday.

  • 37. Listening to music on a record player.

  • 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

  • 39. Taking really cool pictures.

  • 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people.

  • 41. Hearing crazy stories.

  • 42. Telling crazy stories.

  • 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day.

  • 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know.

  • 45. Travelling to another planet someday.

  • 46. Having an underwater house.

  • 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street.

  • 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel.

  • 49. Trampolines.

  • 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again.

  • 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke,

  • 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more.

  • 53. People do care.

  • 54. Treehouses

  • 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse

  • 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees

  • 56. I don’t even know you and I love you.

  • 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you.

  • 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness!

  • 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor.

  • 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS!

  • 61. Starbucks.

  • 62. Hugs.

  • 63. Stargazing.

  • 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is.

  • 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life.

  • 66. Now you could change the world.

  • 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you.

  • 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you.

  • 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life.

  • 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things.

  • 71. Making snow angels.

  • 72. Making snowmen.

  • 73. Snowball fights.

  • 74. Life is what you make of it.

  • 75. Everybody has a talent.

  • 76. Laughing until you cry.

  • 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy.

  • 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist.

  • 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down

  • 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive.

  • 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero.

  • 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

  • 83. One day your smile will be real.

  • 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day.

  • 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds.

  • 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends.

  • 87. Eating crazy food.

  • 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one.

  • 89. Sleeping in all day.

  • 90. Creating something you’re proud of.

  • 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit

  • 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends.

  • 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate

  • 94. Sherlock season three.

  • 95. Cuddling under the stars.

  • 96. Being stupid in public because you just can.

  • 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile?

  • 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years

  • 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this.

  • 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

  • IF that isn’t enough:

  • Depression Hotline:

    1-630-482-9696

  • Suicide Hotline:

    1-800-784-8433

  • LifeLine:

    1-800-273-8255

  • Trevor Project:

    1-866-488-7386

  • Sexuality Support:

    1-800-246-7743

  • Eating Disorders Hotline:

    1-847-831-3438

  • Rape and Sexual Assault:

    1-800-656-4673

  • Grief Support:

    1-650-321-5272

  • Runaway:

    1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

  • Exhale:

    After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

  • Child Abuse:

    1-800-422-4453

  • UK Helplines:

  • Samaritans (for any problem):

    08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

  • Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):

    08001111

  • Mind infoline (mental health information):

    0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

  • Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):

    0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

  • b-eat eating disorder support:

    0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

  • b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders):

    08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

  • Cruse Bereavement Care:

    08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

  • Frank (information and advice on drugs):

    0800776600

  • Drinkline:

    0800 9178282

  • Rape Crisis England & Wales:

    0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

  • Rape Crisis Scotland:

    08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

  • India Self Harm Hotline:

    00 08001006614

  • India Suicide Helpline:

    022-27546669

  • Kids Help Phone (Canada):

    1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

  • suicide hotlines;

  • Argentina:

    54-0223-493-0430

  • Australia:

    13-11-14

  • Austria:

    01-713-3374

  • Barbados:

    429-9999

  • Belgium:

    106

  • Botswana:

    391-1270

  • Brazil:

    21-233-9191

  • China:

    852-2382-0000

  • (Hong Kong:

    2389-2222)

  • Costa Rica:

    606-253-5439

  • Croatia:

    01-4833-888

  • Cyprus:

    357-77-77-72-67

  • Czech Republic:

    222-580-697, 476-701-908

  • Denmark:

    70-201-201

  • Egypt:

    762-1602

  • Estonia:

    6-558-088

  • Finland:

    040-5032199

  • France:

    01-45-39-4000

  • Germany:

    0800-181-0721

  • Greece:

    1018

  • Guatemala:

    502-234-1239

  • Holland:

    0900-0767

  • Honduras:

    504-237-3623

  • Hungary:

    06-80-820-111

  • Iceland:

    44-0-8457-90-90-90

  • Israel:

    09-8892333

  • Italy:

    06-705-4444

  • Japan:

    3-5286-9090

  • Latvia:

    6722-2922, 2772-2292

  • Malaysia:

    03-756-8144

  • (Singapore:

    1-800-221-4444)

  • Mexico:

    525-510-2550

  • Netherlands:

    0900-0767

  • New Zealand:

    4-473-9739

  • New Guinea:

    675-326-0011

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    505-268-6171

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    47-815-33-300

  • Philippines:

    02-896-9191

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    52-70-000

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    239-72-10-10

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    8-20-222-82-10

  • Spain:

    91-459-00-50

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    0861-322-322

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  • Switzerland:

    143

  • Taiwan:

    0800-788-995

  • Thailand:

    02-249-9977

  • Trinidad and Tobago:

    868-645-2800

  • Ukraine:

    0487-327715

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